12/18/2023 0 Comments Festival of living art gilmoreLorelai goes to visit Rory at Yale and she sits on a table while Rory does her laundry. Last time she was cast, she “flinched.” It’s because she realized the actual painting had possessed her and was crying out to devour all the human flesh or whatever synthetic skin is covering Taylor’s mechanical body. The next day, Kirk is cast as Jesus in the Last Supper, Rory is cast as something, and Lorelai isn’t cast as anything. Taylor and some lady think Rory would be go for some painting, and Luke is cranky because he’s Luke. So, like…what does this festival entail? People dressed as pictures? Or is this something far more sinister – pictures becoming animated and wandering around the town with murder in their hearts? Will it be like that Simpsons when all the mascots came to life and destroyed Springfield?Īt Luke’s, Lorelai discusses her plans to be some Renoir girl. Good thing I have no idea what the festival entails or I might be worried they can’t pull it off! (Lorelai is also doing her best impression of Kim Davis in this scene and it’s just as off-putting and out-of-touch as Kim Davis’s current performance art.) They’ve got one week to throw everything together. Taylor has called the meeting to announce that Stars Hollow will be hosting the annual Festival of Living Pictures. Kirk is showing off his new girlfriend like she’s his new car. They’re as judgy as expected, making Judgy WASP Mom proud. Later, everyone piles in to Miss Patty’s while Lorelai tells Rory about Sookie’s home birth. Jackson hands Lorelai a “baby pager” and then runs off to find buckets to collect whatever gunk comes out of women when they have babies. If you want a home birth, awesome! It’s just not for me. I look at it this way – I’m not paying the hospital to let me have a baby there, I’m paying them to clean up everything left over from the labor. I hate cleaning regularly, now I have to deal with a biohazard? No. As we’ve discussed before, this show is judgmental as fuck over women’s baby choices, so it’s no surprise that Lorelai is all, “AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!” :Runs around with her head on fire from judgmental rage.: Full disclosure – even if I were able (I’m not), I’d never have a home birth because I do not want to be responsible for cleaning all that schmutz up. Sookie and Jackson have decided on a home birth. Always come a few weeks AFTER the birth – before the birth is too unpredictable and the last thing a tired, recovering woman with a new baby needs is a houseful of guests. He’s Jackson’s brother, in town for the baby’s birth, which should have happened a week ago. Lorelai goes to Sookie’s where she finds Nick Offerman surlily sitting on the sofa. Palette cleanser – here’s a lion playing with a tire: It’s like being forced to have a conversation with your most boring aunt. This cold open is all about shitty music, laundry, and coupons.
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